And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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