Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
time to smoke my breakfast
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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