I wannas sexs uuuuu
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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