I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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