I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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