Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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