all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Randomize