Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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