I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
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you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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