I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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