There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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