I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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