I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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