Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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