matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
A+ Viking dick
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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