My nipple is on Facebook.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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