what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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