he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
do herpes really smell.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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