she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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