I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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