I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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