Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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