You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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i've created a new STD.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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