so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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