Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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