But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
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He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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