how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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