I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Sext me about skeletons
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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