You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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