nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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