so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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