Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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