he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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