This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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