He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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