So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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