I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im holly from the hills drunk
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
i need some magic done to my vagina
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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