I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
is it fun? or sober?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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