just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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