so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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