well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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