Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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