i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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