Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
We are all done wearing pants today
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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