I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize