Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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