bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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