The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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