Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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