Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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