I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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